Are you bored? Are
you lonely? We all get that way.

You know, most of the activities we do on the computer are
solitary things. You sit and listen to
music.  You write posts for an
electronics website. You watch viral
videos of cute bunnies falling asleep or puppies romping. You look at LOLCats.

But you’re still alone (even while you’re playing MMORPGs,
chatting, instant messaging, and hanging out on social networking websites, you’re
still by yourself). We all need
friends. Until they invent a computer
that can hug you, there’s a friend for you from the good people at Solid Alliance.

Meet Tengu, the lip-synching USB toy! He’s a blinking little smiley face; all you
add is music or TV sounds, and there he is to hang out with. So long as you’re talking, he’ll be there to
talk with.

But, uh… if he starts talking back? I suggest you call a psychiatrist, ASAP. Even the guys at Everything USB (where I
found Tengu) don’t have a USB-powered counselor.