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    September 13, 2007
    Robot Boy? More like Robot Monster

    Zeno
    Did you hear that scream?  That was me, recoiling in horror at the thought of Zeno, the expressive robot boy.  Just look into his horrifying soulless eyes and feel the hair stand up on the back of your neck. Go on, look!

    David Hanson, you’re a monster.  Your cuddly little metallic demons are destined turn on us and enslave humanity via the power of SkyNet.  Nobody will take the threat seriously until it’s too late, and all because they look like Astro BoyMichael Biehn will have to come back in time and bail us all out by protecting Sarah Connor, and when they make the sequel, I’m going to point the T-800 in your direction.  I don’t need a Blade Runner to give Zeno the Voight-Kampff test to tell there’s frightening intent behind those big blue doe eyes of his.

    I’ve seen "Mad Max" and all the other movies; I know how all this is going to end.  Humanity is doomed (yet again) and it’s all your fault.  All because you wanted to show off and build some robots.

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    Comments

    It looks vaguely familiar. I've probably seen it in a nightmare.


    It looks like a cross between Yu-Gi-Oh and a Cabbage Patch Kid.


    Yet it manages to be creepier than Cabbage Patch Kids could ever be.

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