Picture this, cats and kittens.  Grooving at the Gear Diary jazz club is a cool cat by the name of Nicky-baby.  He’s got a stylin’ red suit, a fly red hat, and some hep black boots.  He’s got a crazy-wicked beard, and some wild ideas, man. 

Who is this smooth dude laying down the tick-tocks like Gene Krupa?  It’s the Ninth Wonder of the North Pole, the Claus man, and he’s here to pull up a groove and get fabulous. 

Dig on this video, hipsters. 

This beat machine is powered by your computer’s USB ports (and generous quantities of reefer).  He knows four songs by heart, man, and he plays them with heart and soul.  If you need the beats, he can provide and play along with whatever you feel (or play on the radio).  He’s available for any gig you want, home or office, and he’ll play as long as you want for the low, low price of $16.99 from the groovie ghoulies at USB Fever.