I’ve already written here, several times, about how much of a morning person I’m not.  That’s why my blogs generally come in here well after the work day, because it’s a constant struggle to get up and get moving in the morning.  To make matters worse, whenever my alarm goes off, I get an ear full of complaints about how often I let it go off, how much I rely on the snooze bar, and any number of other grouses related to my inability to wake up in one fell swoop and my need to slowly rouse from my slumber.  I already hate mornings, and complaining constantly about how I go about my morning business is a quick way to ruin the rest of my day, kthnx.

That’s why I need to get my hands on something like the Glo Pillow.  It’s supposed to awaken the user naturally, using the power of incredibly bright lights that slowly get brighter, thus slowly rousing the unconscious sleeper.  Would just the lights work for me?  I’m not sure; probably not.  I sleep with the light on now all the time, so I’m not sure if this would help unless the pillow also vibrated or gave me an electric shock. 

I’ll try anything to shut up all the complaining, though.  Since I’ve given up coffee, I’m a bear before noon (and even after noon, I’m still kind of grumpy).  One of these days, mark my word, I’m going to scream at the first person who bothers me about my morning routine.  Just leave me along!