[...] The first Apple virus in the wild is called iBotnet, and in this case, if you’ve installed a pirated copy of iWork onto your machine, you might have infected yourself (though you deserve it for stealing).  While it has only infected a few thousand computers so far, it should put a shiver down the back of any Macolyte who doesn’t maintain an antivirus program on their machine.  Your Apple can be poisoned. [...]