It’s times like this I wish I had played baseball.  Or any other kind of sport.  The only thing I’ve ever wanted out of life is my own awesome home theater, like the one New York Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett installed in the basement of his mansion.  Due to the location of the theater, the entire thing is custom made, from the screen to the lobby in front.  There’s a reason Electronic House calls it one of the best theaters around.

Wow, I really need to start working on my curveball.  That is just one of the best looking home theater set-ups I’ve ever seen.  I’m so green with envy right now I look like a leprechaun’s closet!