Santa Claus is delightfully old-fashioned.  From the furry clothes to the big beard, he’s definitely showing his roots in medieval times.  However, the thing that ages Santa the most is his reliance on a sled pulled by reindeer.  I mean, yes, it’s a magical sled and magical reindeer, but he could do with an update, couldn’t he?  I mean, get with the internal combustion engine, Santa!

That’s why the folks at GE have gotten together and given Santa a new 21st Century sleigh that takes advantage of all the groundbreaking modern building methods that most of us don’t even have in our cars!  There’s carbon fiber for the body, self-powered OLEDs for the headlights, a special coating to prevent ice from forming on the sled in flight, and all kinds of other green goodies for St. Nick!  Time to trade that tattered old list in on a 500gb holographic disc, Fr. Christmas!

Santa’s now lighter, more efficient, and with a much smaller carbon footprint!  Now if only they could do something about his weight problem, then we’d have a good holiday role model.