It’s the latest and greatest thing in getting your kids back to school!  With a top speed of 387 miles an hour, you’ll never be late again thanks to Paul Stender’s custom ride, The School Time Jet-Powered School Bus.  If you’re a gear head, this is the car for you.

Stender made this beast out of an old yellow school bus and (the special ingredient), a jet engine re-purposed from an F-4 Phantom.  Not only can this thing fly, it’s also capable of producing a jet flame from the back end, with a fire-blowing radius of 80 feet!  Just the thing to keep tailgaters at bay.  Stender says he came up with the idea for School Time to keep kids of drugs, adding, “jets are hot, drugs are not.”

Of course, there is a downside:  the bus’s jet engine consumes 150 gallons of fuel per quarter-mile.  Odds are that won’t pass the emissions test.  Then again, what cop could catch you?