If there’s one great thing you can say about Facebook, it’s that it allows the user to effectively waste time like never before.  There’s never been a more efficient place to waste time, because it basically piles every possible way to waste time in a single place.  Chat?  Facebook’s there.  Email?  Facebook’s got it.  Maintaining a social network profile?  Duh, Facebook’s got a wall for you to poke all day long!  And now, thanks to apps, Facebook is the place to go for games.

However, not all apps are fun or useful.  Some are just… how should I put this?  Some Facebook apps are too weird to exist.  Here’s a list of seven of the most bizarre Facebook apps out there, none of which is useful aside from its weird novelty value.

I mean, a giant butter statue of yourself would be awesome, but you gotta earn something like that, you can’t just let Facebook butter-fy you!  That’s a serious honor!  It’s like the Nobel Prize of state fair awards!  Don’t cheapen that with technology!